Examine room.

Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A

number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of

INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to

program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness

for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also

like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?

>John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.